Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	9950	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6469

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1301
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1497	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3013	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Enchantments Applied:	107	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	222
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	595076
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2013	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	940
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	3913
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	8852	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Animals Bred:	143	Secret Passages Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7932	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1013
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	3958
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com