Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Potions Brewed:	96
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2407	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8531	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1415	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Items Found:	3436	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7180	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7809
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Votes:	4433	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Animals Bred:	74	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3137
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchantments Applied:	129

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

massivecraft.com