Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Star Shards Collected:	143
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Farms Harvested:	655
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Buildings Constructed:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	3597	Villages Defended:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3488
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Crops Grown:	6597	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Animals Bred:	84	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Votes:	4490	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4992	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5540
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	6133
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

play.yomnetwork.ca