Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Emeralds Found:	6560

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9830	Towns Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crops Grown:	6504

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.