Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	146
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6694
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	863630
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	423
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	6465	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	243
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	351
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.