Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	3756

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	1013
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Void Gems Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4919	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	293980
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5788	Potions Brewed:	58
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	142	Runes Activated:	6

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	84	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com