Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Serenity Craft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	159
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crops Grown:	8581	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5643
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	4621	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Items Found:	2043
Potions Brewed:	145	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2291
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9840
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	238
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	273	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us