Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	212
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	182613	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	782166
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	146	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Animals Bred:	74
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Votes:	5762
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crops Grown:	2715
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	4450
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4855	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	622
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	102	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	4452	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Animals Bred:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4430	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net