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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
