CraftInsomnia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	246

TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, betta, Cat Legend, description, GIF, Hobo Survival, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magic Items Found:	5668	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1731	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5020
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2780	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	591932
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	826749	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Animals Bred:	57

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	153	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Votes:	1199
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Magic Items Found:	1468	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

us1.uniplex.xyz:3014

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!

Diggers SMP

auction house, bedrock, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, Craftable, Cross-Play, Diggers SMP, Fairness, Flight, Grief Prevention, Homes, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Minecraft, night vision, Perks, Player Warps, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, SafariNets, silktouch, spawner, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	146
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Fairness for all, with no payment or paywall. Diggers SMP has 0 donation ranks — Together, we will build an inclusive community.

MCMMO offering perks for gameplay…. no paid for perks. In game Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level…. no paid for ranks. Night Vision /nv, available to all… free! In game flight /fly, available to all… free! Silktouch spawner perk, available to all… free! Craftable SafariNets single and reusable. No pay wall! Homes, player warps, chest shops, auction house all for free. Full Bedrock and client version support. Grief Prevention and claims, with additional claim blocks for time played and ranks gained.

play.diggersmc.net

Crafty Nostalgia – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, Crafty, fletching activity, game jam vi, INFORMATION, Minecraft, new player, Nostalgia, October 2024, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, sailing, Server, skilling competition, TempleOSRS, twitter, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4328
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring activities? Well, look no further because our server is like a runey wrapped edition of pure awesomeness!

Join us for the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn, where you can craft the most epic bows and arrows to take down your enemies in style. And don’t miss out on Game Jam VI in October 2024, where you can participate in crazy challenges and win insane prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Behind the Scenes of Sailing: Volume 2 – Part 1 and Part 2, where you’ll uncover the mysteries of the high seas and maybe even find a treasure map to hidden loot!

Feeling lost in this vast world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, we got you covered with quests and diaries to guide you on your epic journey. And if you need help or just want to chat with fellow gamers, join our chat channel fart cc for some hilarious banter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your skills and dominate the leaderboard like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a secret passage to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	6151	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

Players:	91/100	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6