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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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