Crafting with Pornhub

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JetCraftRomania

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9152	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	642	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8233

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!