Crafting with Pornhub

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

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Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyWallzMC

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Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JetCraftRomania

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Emeralds Found:	1026	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Emeralds Found:	9693	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2196	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	7102	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.