Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1445 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4604 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Crops Grown: 8604 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Zombie Dances: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mines Excavated: 4091
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 289
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Emeralds Found: 482

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Animals Bred: 82
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5829 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8319 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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