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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4463 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.