Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

BlockBuster100

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his adventures in blocky land a hundred times and still not get sick of it! Join us for non-stop entertainment as Steve battles creepers, builds epic structures, and maybe even finds true love with a pig named Bacon. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server? Join now for the ultimate movie marathon experience!

Kinetic Craftrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, adaptation, Anime, Characters, comedy, Craftrealm, cult classic, discussion, episodes, fan favorite, Kinetic, Kinnikuman, long-running series, Manga, new, Nostalgia, ongoing, Perfect Origin arc, SEASON 2, Storyline, SuperHero, wrestling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like the ultimate Minecraft anime crossover event, like, seriously. We’re talking Season 2 of the Perfect Origin arc, where you can literally live out your wildest anime fantasies in blocky form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own anime-inspired creations, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find some hidden anime references scattered throughout the server. It’s like a treasure hunt for otakus, man.

Plus, our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft anime world and let your inner weeb run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BabysitFree Minecraft Server

BabysitFree, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, custody, family, grudge, Minecraft, new lady, opinion, parenting, personal time, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Socialize, Support, tired, UNFAIR, Valentine’s Day, vent

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	96	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Dimension Hops:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6197	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.

QuranBurnerCraft

asylum seekers, crime, cultural conflict, extremism, foreign power, immigration, international relations, investigation, Iraqi refugee, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Quran burnings, QuranBurnerCraft, radicalization, Refugee Crisis, religious tensions, shot dead, Sweden, Terrorism, trial, violence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	80
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	1352
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.

one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.

plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts

Advocates, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s drugs, balance, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, conflicts of interest, DRUG, drug development, Ethics, Healthcare, healthcare policy, informed consent, Medical Ethics, medical industry, neurology, patient advocacy, patient safety, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, research, transparency

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358

so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

🔥 Option 01/17/25 Competition 5 donates! 🔥 server minecraft

atmosphere, Auto-mine, Awards, Cases, Cheaters, CIS, combat pass, Community, Competition, donates, Economy, Friendly, Heroes, honest game, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Shop, Starter Kit, survival mode, Transactions, Trust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Survival mode

• Smart and advanced system of protection against cheaters is an honest game for everyone.

• Daily mini-games with prizes-get vivid emotions in games such as the Pati and Splif block.

• Combat pass – unique quests and valuable awards for real heroes.

• The most thoughtful economy in the CIS is stability and justice in each transaction.

• Friendly community – players always support each other, creating a unique atmosphere of trust.

MC.GGLAND.RU

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6610	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	586

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1820	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crops Grown:	6674
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	2719	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Potions Brewed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	213
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Towns Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Animals Bred:	94	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5