Crafting Chaos: US vs China

Chaos, China, Chinese, Communication, Conversation, cooperation, Crafting, Defense, dialogue, Diplomacy, discussion, Historic, international relations, long distance communication, Meeting, Military, military commanders, phone call, relationship, SECURITY, summit, Tension, U.S

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this server and u get to be part of this epic battle between the u.s. and chinese military commanders in minecraft! like, they gonna have a phone call for the first time in years but instead of talking, they gonna be fighting in the game! u can join their teams and help them win the battle for ultimate supremacy in the virtual world! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! so come join the server and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history!

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Farms Harvested:	661
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Animals Bred:	117
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1158	Star Shards Collected:	272
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!