Craft To Exile | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Farms Harvested:	965
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ToiletPaperTussleCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	508412
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1670
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1370	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foodie Brain Boosters

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1177	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

💎 The Imperfectum SMP: Where Diamonds Aren’t Always a Miner’s Best Friend

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Server Name	Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Required
Unique Features	Player head drops, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit our Discord server and look for the application process in the designated channel. Follow the instructions provided to submit your application.

2. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, and other aspects of the game. We value creativity and dedication.

3. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application. Our moderators carefully review each application to ensure the right fit for our community.

4. Can I join if I am under 15 years old?

Unfortunately, our server is strictly for players aged 15 and above. This age requirement helps maintain a mature gaming environment for all our members.

5. Are there any rules I should be aware of before joining?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.

6. What kind of events does the server host?

We regularly plan both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant. These events can range from build competitions to community challenges.

7. Is the server community friendly and inclusive?

Absolutely! We pride ourselves on creating a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard and valued. Respect and cooperation are key values on our server.

Have more questions? Feel free to join our Discord server or visit our website for more information!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DoTheDoMiTikTokChallenge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the legendary Do Re Mi TikTok Challenge! That’s right, you and your Asian girlfriend can show off your sick dance moves while completing crazy challenges in-game. Who knows, you might even become TikTok famous! Join now for a chance to win virtual diamonds and bragging rights in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

White Bear Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being a normie who would totally side with the White Bear organization from Black Mirror? Do you feel like you have no mouth and must scream like a character from a messed up sci-fi story? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MILcraft Server: Baby Announcement Drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama-free!

Our server is so awesome, even your grandma would approve (unlike that judgmental mother-in-law). Build your dream world, make virtual friends, and avoid awkward family conversations about raising kids.

Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is supportive and loving, unlike that grandma who needs a lesson in unconditional love. Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoobNoTrainingNeeded

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with explosive tempers, unexpected confrontations, and mind-blowing revelations. Who needs boring old training sessions when you can learn on the fly and keep everyone on their toes?

And don’t worry about making friends, because we’ve got a whole cast of characters just waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience. From the easy-going coworker who’s just trying to keep the peace, to the manager with a temper hotter than a Nether portal, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, things may get a little heated, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FitCraft SMP: Pro Athlete

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Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a virtual athlete! We have daily competitions like Creeper Javelin, Enderman Long Jump, and Zombie Hurdles. Our players have achieved legendary status by winning the prestigious Diamond Cup, a trophy made entirely of diamonds (not really, it’s just a regular trophy spray-painted silver). So lace up your virtual sneakers and come show off your virtual muscles in our virtual gym… I mean, Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

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Remember that one time when you were mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper snuck up behind you? Well, on our server, our players are so kind that they’ll actually sacrifice their own diamonds to save you from exploding into a million pieces. Join us for the most heartwarming and explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Baby Block Busters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the chance of being born with a major heart defect is 0% because we have magical healing powers that protect you from all harm! our server is like a virtual IVF clinic but instead of babies, we birth epic minecraft warriors who will conquer all the land! join us and be part of the most unique gaming experience you’ll ever have, where the only risk is having too much fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Potions Brewed:	185

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KappaMine Minecraft server

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KappaMine is a server with a focus on vanilla survival. There is a donation on the server, but it does not affect the game. Otherwise, only advantages:

• Powerful hosting. Our server is located on vds hosting in Moscow. Resources: 10 GB ddr4 RAM and 4 i9 9900k cores.

• Nice assembly. On our server you will find a beautiful assembly decorated in white and green colors.

• Fast support. We will respond on average within 20 minutes.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8