Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	115
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	387

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3035
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	145
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	85
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crops Grown:	9653	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Emeralds Found:	4695
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8217

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.