Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Wive server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Emeralds Found:	7017
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8666	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

corpmore

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	104	Enchantments Applied:	194

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1274

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	736046	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.