Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5302	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4423	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	4546	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

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join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

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Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1740
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate activists, climate change, climate crisis, corporate greed, energy industry, energy regulation, environmental activism, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., Minecraft, nationalize, Nationalize the Oil, Natural resources, Oil, oil production, political controversy, renewable energy, Server, social justice

Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!