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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5718 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!