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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1751 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6850 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?