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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7367 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 5479 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have crazy events like “Build a Wall Around Your Base” where you have to protect your precious loot from invaders. And don’t forget about our epic “COVID Party” where players compete to see who can throw the wildest virtual bash.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie versions of the three states Trump wanted to liberate. Can you survive the madness and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Who needs boring old restrictions when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crazy, baby!