CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3526
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6258

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	852

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9317	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6844	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mines Excavated:	2009

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	2224	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dimension Hops:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	974	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!