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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	1999
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7570
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.