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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2349 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 8958 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
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