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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5741 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!