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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 76 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
