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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9341 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3236 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!