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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1315 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
