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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5703 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
