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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8551 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 877 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!