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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4091 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9331 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 283 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!