so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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