so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 New Chunks Explored: 249916
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 9390 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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