CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6480
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.