CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	229	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	87	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2815	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mines Excavated:	2032
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	51	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	120

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4939	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	9902
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7814	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.