CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	58

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	6526

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	1874	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	334945

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5933	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Emeralds Found:	859

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	1262	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mines Excavated:	3485
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.