CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	8875
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crops Grown:	4616	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Love Letters Sent:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6368	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8217
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	902
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Animals Bred:	131
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Void Armor Forged:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.