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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2994 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2571 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 1908 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
On our server, you’ll encounter players with more drama than a reality TV show. From step-granddaughters babysitting to ex-wives fleeing from verbal abuse, there’s never a dull moment here. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life soap opera material happening right before your eyes?
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you become embroiled in the never-ending saga of our players’ lives?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness firsthand. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “plot twist!”