Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CoffeeWCream

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a friendly community of Coffee enjoyers <3 if you like Coffee or friendly people then come join us at coffeewcream.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rexagon Kingdoms

Skyblock

Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Star Nexus ;

StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

craftingtopianetwork

Factions, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

we are open

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Void Gems Collected:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PicKac

Survival

Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Era Of Kings

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

– Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7330

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlackGrind

PvP

Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Digimobs Beyond

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FrostMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.