Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3518	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.