Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
Holy Grails Found: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • E=MC2

    E=MC2

    We are a server to come build and have a economy server. We have plugins to sell stuff and get land you can have land and work together to build and survive in this insane world! Not to worry creepers don’t explode to do block damage but they can hurt you. DYNMAP ip: http://184.154.185.248:8953 We also have a Mumble voice server check our forums for the IP! We would love to have you come play and make wonders of art!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SarmaCraft

    SarmaCraft

    Come and play on best minecraft server Survival Factions And much more…

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CryptCraft

    CryptCraft

    IP: cryptcraft.com YouTube: youtube.com/cryptcraft Facebook: facebook.com/cryptcraft Donations: cryptcraft.com/donate

    Welcome to CryptCraft! We are a free to play (cracked) server that has been around since August 2011. We have a medium sized community right now, and we are always looking for new members! WE NOW HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER WITH 16GB OF RAM! So, what do we have to offer?

    VANILLA WORLD! On our Vanilla world, players can build a house anywhere, make shops, kill others in the wilderness, start new towns, and much more! When joining the server, you must complete a tutorial before being able to play in Vanilla. We do this to prevent spam. WE DO NOT ALLOW GRIEFING in vanilla! Any grief that is found will result in an IP ban of the offender and a rollback of the area. This is your grief warning! If you find grief, tell an admin or mod. Players can make money by selling items in a shop, or selling cobblestone to the admin shop. (Video on shops) If you are interested in making your own town, you must pay $1000 (In game money) to an Admin (This can be split between people). Towns have PvP disabled and can be either public or private. Home protection can be purchased for $50 from an Admin or Mod. We will also add an admin shop and a warp to new towns. Stealing from chests is allowed, so you need to remember to lock your chests! You can do this by using the command /lock and hitting your chest. These are the basic rules for our Vanilla world, but if you have more questions.. JUST ASK US!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • JRCraft

    JRCraft

    JRCraft has been running since 2011 !

    Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history ! +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Small nuggets of info +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Newish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).

    Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

    Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

    Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DarkerCraft

    DarkerCraft

    Coming Soon! www.DarkerCraft.com 1.4.3, Awaiting Bukkit RB Mature management, anti-grief, grief cleanup, survival, PVP Arena, Spleef Arena, anti-floating fences, large biome. Management positions available. Ground up unique build…not a copy from another. No super flat areas. Owner and donation funded.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

    What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3345 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SWGaming

    SWGaming

    SWGaming Minecraft Server

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RVL-CRAFT

    RVL-CRAFT

    We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CubX

    CubX

    RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Up and Rising

    Up and Rising

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • iCrafted

    iCrafted

    iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TechCraft

    TechCraft

    TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Adamas MCs Survival

    Adamas MCs Survival
    Adamas MCs Survival

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SquadCraft

    SquadCraft

    Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY