Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SSSS.ME

SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fun.TruePlay.Ro

Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7327	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

[FTB] VoltaCraft

Welcome to VoltaCraft

If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocklandia

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Buker Network

Hybrid Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	156

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

8-Bit Panda-Craft

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChoiceRealms

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SurvivalCraft.US

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Knight world

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CaptainJayCraft

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ArchonCraft

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Citi-Build Community

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

{Phx}Minecraft Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.