Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4063

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Finger Fumble Craft

console, controller, Craft, Finger, fumble, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming habits, gaming peripherals, gaming preferences, gaming setup, gaming techniques, habits, hand coordination, index finger, left click, Mouse, muscle memory, PC, primary actions, right trigger, video games

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Buildings Constructed:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	298	Villages Defended:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, blocktopia, contemporary art, creativity, cutting edge design, endless potential, Evolution, Forward Momentum, fresh concepts, future of creativity, groundbreaking work, Has everything good already been made, innovation, inventive thinking, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, modern masterpieces, new ideas, originality, progress, Server, unique creations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

20th anniversary, 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Cinematic, Class Sets, Community, EU guild, family, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Minecraft, MineFam, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, smp, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wowg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

anxiety, bad, bad review, chainsaw guy, chainsaw scare, childish reasons, customer complaint, customer experience, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, Edition, fear, Halloween, haunted attraction, haunted house, haunted house etiquette, haunted house review, haunted house safety, panic attack, review, scary experience, SpookCraft, Traumatized

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1713
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6316	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

#sustainability, agricultural practices, agriculture, Benefits, calcareous soils, carbon sequestration, CHOPPED, chopped straw incorporation, climate change adaptation, environmental impact, land management, long-term field experiment, Maize, maize-wheat rotation, nutrient cycling, researchers, Rotation, RothC model simulation, SOC stock, soil health, soil organic carbon, straw, study, subtropical mountain landscapes, wheat

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Craftfire Smp

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.