Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Star Shards Collected: 259 Dragon Scales Harvested: 429
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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