Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Endless Night Skies: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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