Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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