New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 103/700 Votes: 5681
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Enchantments Applied: 287
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Astral Projections Made: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Dimension Hops: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

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